By LAURIE C. WILLIAMS
For the Stafford County Sun
Let me start out by saying there is a huge difference between owning a pet and loving a pet. When you merely own your pet, you likely consider him to be an obligation, a piece of property (shudder), disposable and maybe even a nuisance. While you do provide the necessities for that pet’s wellbeing, you put forth the bare minimum and sometimes do so begrudgingly. But even the minimum financial costs are not minimal, especially in a struggling economy.
Feeding a pet can vary widely depending on the type of pet, the size and the quality of the food, but even still it is an expense that could range from $10 to $100 or more a month.
Basic health care is a little easier to pre-determine. For instance, every dog and cat requires annual exams ($40 to $50), immunizations ($50-plus a year), flea preventative ($100 per year) and since we are discussing responsible pet ownership, the one-time cost of spaying and neutering ($100 to $400) must be factored in.
If your pet becomes ill, that can bump prices up considerably. And again, since we are discussing being responsible, surely that means getting your pet the medical attention he needs in order to save his life.
Then there could be grooming costs as well, unless you’ve chosen a breed of dog or cat that doesn’t require anything other than routine bathing. Otherwise, professional grooming for pets that are a little higher maintenance and require haircuts, periodic trims and styling from an expert could run you $50 to $100 every six to eight weeks.
Lastly, there are the extras such as collars, leashes, toys, treats, crates, bedding, at-home grooming supplies and occasional boarding fees. This could run anywhere from $200 to $1,000 per year.
So a ballpark estimate could be $1,000 to $5,000 or more per year just for owning a pet.
But what about loving a pet? How much does that cost?
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Humans say I’m crazy.
I don’t walk on a leash. (I can, just prefer not to.) I often eat at the dinner table. (Food tastes better that way.) I surf. (Not that I enjoy it, but mom loves the ocean and I’ll do anything for her!) I skateboard. (Not as well as Tillman, but the b!tches dig it.) I play the piano. (Terribly!) I paint, amazingly well. (Just ask my friend, Wendy Diamond ;) I cherish being naked. And wearing ties. I don’t “yap” and can’t understand why humans are fascinated by that. I DO cry. Often. And speak. And growl. And sneeze, on command.
The only time you’ll find me in a purse, is when I’m sneaking into a restaurant that doesn’t offer outdoor seating. (Mom wouldn’t dare leave me in the car.) I proudly sneak onto planes, because mom and I can’t justify paying $75 for the “privilege” of being shoved under a seat, while a baby cries the entire flight in their human’s comfty lap, for free, across the row.
I will continue to fight the system, until the airline industry wakes up. If anyone reading this knows Richard Branson… please, have his people call my people. If one airline industry CEO only realized… with the amount of dog lovers in the world, they could save their failing companies, if perhaps they offered alternative ways for animals to fly comfortably and safely. I shouldn’t admit all of the above, since I’m “famous” now… but so what?! I consider myself a well-balanced man, and the most powerful humans in history challenge the status quo.